Cole Gaboriault

Aliases: Coleslaw, Coltrane, Colcaine, Nox, FORTUNABOMBER, Lil' Fruit, Lovebug, Dimwit, DW, Fine Young Man, Stiff, Moses, Herschel

Height: 5'8"
6.2" x 5.0"
Sign: Taurus
Skin Condition: Rosacea
Favorite Music: ACapellaScience Nerd Rap
Hobby: Stone Tools
Self-Conscious About: Overuse of Commas
Discussion Topic: Phase Separation in Demography
Next Target: Your Keys

Quotes

That's me !

Jazz smells bad

I'm one-eighth Jewish, so I can be antisemitic one-eighth of the time

Sometimes I miss my ex-girlfriend, not because I still like her, but because I think I was a better person before she dumped me

When I die, I want them to turn me into a bar of soap

Social and Other Medias

Youtube: @PenetratingPolymath